Первый бал алабамской Наташи Р. (боян ?)
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profiIn the mid 1960's a US Navy cruiser put into port in Mobile, Alabama for a
week's R&R.
The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive
the following letter from the wife of a very wealthy plantation owner and
industrialist:
Dear Captain: On Thursday will be my daughter Susan's debutante ball. I would
like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They
should arrive at 8p.m. sharp, prepared for an evening of polite Southern
conversation and dancing with lovely young ladies.
PS: No Jews.
Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady followed her butler to answer a
rap at the door which was opened by the butler.
She found in dress uniform, four handsome, exquisitely mannered and smiling
African-American naval officers.
Her lower jaw hit the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered,
"There must be some mistake."
"Madam," said the first officer, "Captain Cohen doesn't make mistakes."
PS Я честно предупредил, что это, скорее всего, таки бОян. Но - довольно симпатичный. Нехай будет !
week's R&R.
The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive
the following letter from the wife of a very wealthy plantation owner and
industrialist:
Dear Captain: On Thursday will be my daughter Susan's debutante ball. I would
like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They
should arrive at 8p.m. sharp, prepared for an evening of polite Southern
conversation and dancing with lovely young ladies.
PS: No Jews.
Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady followed her butler to answer a
rap at the door which was opened by the butler.
She found in dress uniform, four handsome, exquisitely mannered and smiling
African-American naval officers.
Her lower jaw hit the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered,
"There must be some mistake."
"Madam," said the first officer, "Captain Cohen doesn't make mistakes."
PS Я честно предупредил, что это, скорее всего, таки бОян. Но - довольно симпатичный. Нехай будет !
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Date: 2005-09-08 06:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-08 06:16 pm (UTC)не читал
Date: 2005-09-08 06:25 pm (UTC)А я что, я ничего...
Date: 2005-09-08 06:36 pm (UTC)Re: А я что, я ничего...
Date: 2005-09-08 06:54 pm (UTC)(Впрочем, на гуш_катиф я бы тоже не с цветами пошел !) :-))))
Re: А я что, я ничего...
Date: 2005-09-08 06:59 pm (UTC)Не хватает острых ощущений ?
Date: 2005-09-08 07:08 pm (UTC)--явные недоработки российской психиатрии --
Как-так - недоработки ? Это - явные достоинства. При прежней-то власти, по которой они все так дружно звездостардают, они бы все сидели по психушкам. За "невосторженный образ мыслей". А сейчас - кажутся себе людьми. Сидят на само-антидепрессантах - глупости, помпезности и ксенофобии. Почи ще, чем "на игле" маются.
Re: Не хватает острых ощущений ?
Date: 2005-09-08 07:27 pm (UTC)Re: Не хватает острых ощущений ?
Date: 2005-09-08 07:30 pm (UTC)